I’ve been living the lonely bachelor life recently because even my girlfriend is out of town. Because there is no food in the house and the pizza I’ve been eating for the past two days finally ran out (there was also an order of breadsticks), I just went grocery shopping. I bought:
-Milk
-Bread
-Eggs
-Bacon
-Pepsi
The real reason I feel bad about this list is because we already had eggs.
Fuck eggs.