What’s in it?
Possiblities:
-Coffee
-Tea
-Latté
-Lattè, the former’s gramatically incorrect (though equally as delicious) cousin
-Water
-Mind control juice
-Dead baby juice
-Orange juice
-Nothing (there is no juice!)
-Microphone
-Camera #7
-Snapple!
-Pepsi Products
-Fuck you, Coca Cola.
-Emergency cyanide capsule
See next week’s articles on What’s in Jon Stewart’s Desk?, What Does Jon Stewart Write?, What Do Those Blue Sheets Say?, and What Hair Cair Products Does Jon Stewart Utilize?
