It would be cool if in my dream house in like, the living room, the entire room was a pond with a bunch of flat stones raised about a 1/2 inch above the water. The La-Z-Boy stone would have to be pretty big.
So I was idly playing with that little dongle that keeps your tray in an upright and locked position. So then I look over and see another person also idly playing with the little dongle. How many people do that?
So I was explaining non sequitors to my brother when this bear surprised us all by juggling six grapes.
So I was surfing the ‘net when I found out that all the three-symbol URLs were already taken. Capitalizing on this, I created a webpage that brought you to a random page with a three-symbol URL. After firing it up, the first page it brought me to was, naturally, Asian porn.
I used to take foil gum wrappers and rip them in half. Then I’d stick each half into a wall socket, and then make the pieces touch with like, a pencil. It made a cool pop and some smoke. Physics class was boring.
Can you cross dress at a nude beach?
Fun activities on an airplane: open up that ad magazine they give you (the not Airmall one). Replace the occasional word with “sex.” The Reopened Japanese Tea Sex Brings Zen to San Antonio. It’s the city’s loveliest outdoor sex.
In German, Nine Tomorrows makes less sense.
Alright, blog writers don’t count, but professional writers should not use italics in their writing. That’s lazy. That’s weak sauce.
