Train of Thought

So the subject of stand-up comedy came up. So that got me thinking about stages. I like stages. I’ve been on stages. I’ve talked about a lot of things. So then I was thinking about talking. Next logical thing: horses. Yay Mr. Ed! So now I’m on old TV shows. Happy Acres. For some reason, old biplanes. I love old biplanes. My uncle has one. He lives in Washington. Flies out of Yakima. You know who else flew out of Yakima? That’s right, first guy to see a flying saucer. I love flying saucers. They talk about them in my brother’s mysterious-stuff books. Along with bigfoot. Bigfoot is real! This reminds me of plaster casting. I made some plaster casts for boyscouts. I love knots. You know what I use knots in? Sailing. I love sailing. I’m gonna sail to Newport this summer. I suspect I might wind up drunk. Ethanol! Organic chemistry! I’m gonna take organic chemistry next semester. I can’t wait. Gonna be purifications and somethin’ somethin’. I hope I don’t blow up the chemistry lab. Scratch that, I do hope I blow up the chemistry lab. That’d be sweet. I love explosions. I have another uncle who’s an explosives effort. He wears suspenders. I like suspenders. I like to wear a vest over them. Vests are awesome. That reminds me of prom. Prom was fun. I got kicked out of my first one. Well, didn’t get let in. My date had surgery. Long story. I like stories. I hope my life is a cool story. I’m gonna write a blog about it and people are gonna come and read all about it. Alright that’s the end of this thing.