Alternatives to Sometimes Red, Sometimes Blue:
-Sometimes Win, Sometimes Lose
-Sometimes Words, Sometimes Pictures
-Sometimes Cat, Sometimes Dog
-Sometimes Human, Sometimes Alien
-Sometimes Strangely Lifelike, Sometimes Really Alive
-Sometimes Uplifting, Sometimes Plunging You Into Unsurvivable Despair
-Sometimes Quickly Formulating a Likely Alternative Involving Alternate Dimensions, Accordions, an Elephant Named Carl (the Token Black Elephant), and Strangely Precocious Toddlers, Sometimes Embarrassment
-Sometimes Orange, Sometimes Purple