Kendra, I tried really hard. I did. But when your girlfriend starts asking “Give me a reason we should still be together,” you’re doomed. Even if she says she’ll give it her all, what kind of reason is going to be good enough? What reason could you have possibly overlooked that, if I mentioned it, would suddenly change your already foregone conclusion? I did my best, I tried to do what you asked me to, I tried giving you a surprise kiss, I was saving up for a big trip to Montreal, I tried to talk about new things. Even if I wasn’t good enough for you, I tried.